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  • NFL Prime Time Napkin TNF+SNF+MNF

    19.99$
    Every week
    When the lights come on & the crowd gets loud, Patty sharpens the chalk.The Prime Time Napkin covers every nights matchup Thursday Sunday & Monday nights, where legends are made & bankrolls are tested
     
    • •Exclusive picks for all Prime Time matchups
    • • Patty’s barroom analysis before kickoff
    • • Late-game parlay or prop every week
    • • Instant access to post-game recaps
    • •Cancel anytime — just don’t blame the napkin when it hits

  • NFL Prime Time Napkin TNF+SNF+MNF

    34.99$
    Every month
    When the lights come on & the crowd gets loud, Patty sharpens the chalk.The Prime Time Napkin covers every nights matchup Thursday Sunday & Monday nights, where legends are made & bankrolls are tested
     
    • * Exclusive picks for all Prime Time matchups
    • * Patty’s barroom analysis before kickoff
    • * Late-game parlay or prop every week
    • * Instant access to post-game recaps
    • * Cancel anytime — just don’t blame the napkin when it hits

  • NFL Sunday Napkin – Weekly

    15.99$
    Every week
    Every Sunday, Patty drops the full slate - spreads, totals, & parlay picks drawn fresh from the barroom chalkboard. Get your napkin early, follow the action all day, and ride the highs and heartbreaks
     
    • * Full Sunday lineup picks and insights
    • * Patty’s personal parlay of the week
    • * Recap access after the games finish
    • * Cancel anytime — but you’ll miss the buzz

  • NFL Sunday Napkin - Monthly

    39.99$
    Every month
    Every Sunday, Patty drops the full slate - spreads, totals, & parlay picks drawn fresh from the barroom chalkboard. Get your napkin early, follow the action all day, and ride the highs and heartbreaks
     
    • * Full Sunday lineup picks and insights
    • * Patty’s personal parlay of the week
    • * Recap access after the games finish
    • * Cancel anytime — but you’ll miss the buzz

  • NFL All-Access - Weekly

    15.99$
    Every week
    Every NFL pick Patty drops — Sunday spreads, Prime Time locks, and parlay fire from kickoff to the final whistle.
     
    • • Sunday + Prime Time picks
    • • Weekly Parlays
    • • Chalkboard analysis
    • • Cancel anytime

  • NFL All Access - Monthly

    59.99$
    Every month
    Every NFL pick Patty drops — Sunday spreads, Prime Time locks, and parlay fire from kickoff to the final whistle.
     
    • • Sunday + Prime Time picks
    • • Weekly parlays
    • • Chalkboard analysis
    • • Cancel anytime

  • NCAAF Saturday Napkin - Monthly

    29.99$
    Every month
    College football Saturdays are sacred, and Patty’s got his napkin ready before the first kickoff. From underdog covers to late-night shootouts, get every pick, scribbled straight from the chalkboard
     
    • * Full slate of Saturday NCAAF picks and parlays
    • * Patty’s chalkboard locks of the week
    • * Post-game recap for every wager
    • * Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

  • NCCAF Saturday Napkin - Weekly

    15.99$
    Every week
    College football Saturdays are sacred, and Patty’s got his napkin ready before the first kickoff. From underdog covers to late-night shootouts, get every pick, scribbled straight from the chalkboard
     
    • * Full slate of Saturday NCAAF picks and parlays
    • * Patty’s chalkboard locks of the week
    • * Post-game recap for every wager
    • * Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

  • The Full Gridiron Napkin

    69.99$
    Every month
    All of Patty’s football action in one pass — Saturday college chaos and Sunday NFL glory straight from the barroom chalkboard.
     
    • • All NCAAF + NFL picks
    • • Parlays & Prop Specials
    • • Weekly Recaps
    • • One Pass, Full Access

  • NCAAB Napkin - Coming Soon

    15.99$
    Every week
    From buzzer-beaters to bracket busters, Patty’s got your courtside edge. Every Saturday, get the scribbled picks, hot takes, and barroom banter straight from the chalkboard.
     
    • • Full slate of NCAA basketball picks & parlays
    • • Patty’s weekly “Lock of the Hardwood”
    • • Halftime parlays and rivalry breakdowns
    • • Post-game recap with win-tracker
    • • Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

  • NCAAB Napkin - Coming Soon

    29.99$
    Every month
    From buzzer-beaters to bracket busters, Patty’s got your courtside edge. All month long, get the scribbled picks, hot takes, and barroom banter straight from the chalkboard.
     
    • • Full slate of NCAA basketball picks & parlays
    • • Patty’s weekly “Lock of the Hardwood”
    • • Halftime parlays and rivalry breakdowns
    • • Post-game recap with win-tracker
    • • Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

  • NBA Basketball Napkin - Coming Soon

    15.99$
    Every week
    Prime-time hoops action, Napkin-style. From underdog covers to triple-double props, Patty breaks down every matchup with his barroom bravado and chalkboard precision.
     
    • • Nightly NBA picks and Patty’s “Player Prop Specials”
    • • Weekly parlay combo from the Syndicate
    • • Mid-season trend watch & playoff push insights
    • • Instant recap for every play
    • • Cancel anytime — bankroll optional, pride mandatory

  • NBA Basketball Napkins - Coming Soon

    29.99$
    Every month
    Prime-time hoops action, Napkin-style. From underdog covers to triple-double props, Patty breaks down every matchup with his barroom bravado and chalkboard precision.
     
    • • Nightly NBA picks and Patty’s “Player Prop Specials”
    • • Weekly parlay combo from the Syndicate
    • • Mid-season trend watch & playoff push insights
    • • Instant recap for every play
    • • Cancel anytime — bankroll optional, pride mandatory

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