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NFL Prime Time Napkin TNF+SNF+MNF
19.99$Every weekWhen the lights come on & the crowd gets loud, Patty sharpens the chalk.The Prime Time Napkin covers every nights matchup Thursday Sunday & Monday nights, where legends are made & bankrolls are tested- •Exclusive picks for all Prime Time matchups
- • Patty’s barroom analysis before kickoff
- • Late-game parlay or prop every week
- • Instant access to post-game recaps
- •Cancel anytime — just don’t blame the napkin when it hits

NFL Prime Time Napkin TNF+SNF+MNF
34.99$Every monthWhen the lights come on & the crowd gets loud, Patty sharpens the chalk.The Prime Time Napkin covers every nights matchup Thursday Sunday & Monday nights, where legends are made & bankrolls are tested- * Exclusive picks for all Prime Time matchups
- * Patty’s barroom analysis before kickoff
- * Late-game parlay or prop every week
- * Instant access to post-game recaps
- * Cancel anytime — just don’t blame the napkin when it hits

NFL Sunday Napkin – Weekly
15.99$Every weekEvery Sunday, Patty drops the full slate - spreads, totals, & parlay picks drawn fresh from the barroom chalkboard. Get your napkin early, follow the action all day, and ride the highs and heartbreaks- * Full Sunday lineup picks and insights
- * Patty’s personal parlay of the week
- * Recap access after the games finish
- * Cancel anytime — but you’ll miss the buzz

NFL Sunday Napkin - Monthly
39.99$Every monthEvery Sunday, Patty drops the full slate - spreads, totals, & parlay picks drawn fresh from the barroom chalkboard. Get your napkin early, follow the action all day, and ride the highs and heartbreaks- * Full Sunday lineup picks and insights
- * Patty’s personal parlay of the week
- * Recap access after the games finish
- * Cancel anytime — but you’ll miss the buzz

NFL All-Access - Weekly
15.99$Every weekEvery NFL pick Patty drops — Sunday spreads, Prime Time locks, and parlay fire from kickoff to the final whistle.- • Sunday + Prime Time picks
- • Weekly Parlays
- • Chalkboard analysis
- • Cancel anytime

NFL All Access - Monthly
59.99$Every monthEvery NFL pick Patty drops — Sunday spreads, Prime Time locks, and parlay fire from kickoff to the final whistle.- • Sunday + Prime Time picks
- • Weekly parlays
- • Chalkboard analysis
- • Cancel anytime

NCAAF Saturday Napkin - Monthly
29.99$Every monthCollege football Saturdays are sacred, and Patty’s got his napkin ready before the first kickoff. From underdog covers to late-night shootouts, get every pick, scribbled straight from the chalkboard- * Full slate of Saturday NCAAF picks and parlays
- * Patty’s chalkboard locks of the week
- * Post-game recap for every wager
- * Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

NCCAF Saturday Napkin - Weekly
15.99$Every weekCollege football Saturdays are sacred, and Patty’s got his napkin ready before the first kickoff. From underdog covers to late-night shootouts, get every pick, scribbled straight from the chalkboard- * Full slate of Saturday NCAAF picks and parlays
- * Patty’s chalkboard locks of the week
- * Post-game recap for every wager
- * Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

The Full Gridiron Napkin
69.99$Every monthAll of Patty’s football action in one pass — Saturday college chaos and Sunday NFL glory straight from the barroom chalkboard.- • All NCAAF + NFL picks
- • Parlays & Prop Specials
- • Weekly Recaps
- • One Pass, Full Access

NCAAB Napkin - Coming Soon
15.99$Every weekFrom buzzer-beaters to bracket busters, Patty’s got your courtside edge. Every Saturday, get the scribbled picks, hot takes, and barroom banter straight from the chalkboard.- • Full slate of NCAA basketball picks & parlays
- • Patty’s weekly “Lock of the Hardwood”
- • Halftime parlays and rivalry breakdowns
- • Post-game recap with win-tracker
- • Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

NCAAB Napkin - Coming Soon
29.99$Every monthFrom buzzer-beaters to bracket busters, Patty’s got your courtside edge. All month long, get the scribbled picks, hot takes, and barroom banter straight from the chalkboard.- • Full slate of NCAA basketball picks & parlays
- • Patty’s weekly “Lock of the Hardwood”
- • Halftime parlays and rivalry breakdowns
- • Post-game recap with win-tracker
- • Cancel anytime — loyalty optional, bragging rights earned

NBA Basketball Napkin - Coming Soon
15.99$Every weekPrime-time hoops action, Napkin-style. From underdog covers to triple-double props, Patty breaks down every matchup with his barroom bravado and chalkboard precision.- • Nightly NBA picks and Patty’s “Player Prop Specials”
- • Weekly parlay combo from the Syndicate
- • Mid-season trend watch & playoff push insights
- • Instant recap for every play
- • Cancel anytime — bankroll optional, pride mandatory

NBA Basketball Napkins - Coming Soon
29.99$Every monthPrime-time hoops action, Napkin-style. From underdog covers to triple-double props, Patty breaks down every matchup with his barroom bravado and chalkboard precision.- • Nightly NBA picks and Patty’s “Player Prop Specials”
- • Weekly parlay combo from the Syndicate
- • Mid-season trend watch & playoff push insights
- • Instant recap for every play
- • Cancel anytime — bankroll optional, pride mandatory
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